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Hello jello, they tell me your fellow is

  • Hello jello, they tell me your fellow is a fine young cello sitting fist seat to the pawn and second fiddle to second trombone. Bastards! And to think that yesterday my coffee was
  • nevermind. Sitting "fist" seat in the Orchestra meant he had obligations. The oboe players, the triangle player, the piccolo player would all have their turn moistening their fists
  • in her own moistness. She wished she had read that contract more closely and questioned what she thought was a typo. Still, she was in show business. Since Bennie Hill went off
  • on that tangent, he was much less coherent, but most certainly just as dead. It was too bad that her acting contract was tied to Benny Hill's, since she had seen a lot less
  • Shakespearean acting, which she trained at Julliard for, and lot more running around in a Bikini in fast motion. She had to had the Benny Hill's body. But where?
  • Well, if Arthur Road connected to Benny Street, she was almost there. So she ran up the hill and grabbed the dead corpse, her uncontrollable desires swiftly taking hold of her.
  • She looked into the corpses eyes. Her ex-best friend Tabatha's eyes. Her lying, creepy, backstabbing eyes. I didn't do it. I wish I did.
  • Yeah, you heard me. I would’ve liked to have literally backstabbed backstabbing Tabitha, and backslapped the bastard who did, but I was hiding on the backstreets, a pusillanimous
  • urchin begging handouts from irritated passerby. I'd give them backhanded compliments, throw my backpack on my back, and think back to the time I got backstage at the Backstreet Bo
  • ys concert and lost the will to live. It's a tough world we live in. And when you realize you're not tough, Christ IS watching, and you are too late for a real job, welcome shame.
Started
2011-02-22 23:04:25
Finished
2011-11-28 22:59:50

2 Comments

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    m80 Nov 29 2011 @ 00:14

    oh.my.gosh. this is awesomely random and randomly awesome. such creativity!
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    lalalollipop Nov 30 2011 @ 19:50

    Wow! This was all over the place! Awesome!

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