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"...and if you are one of the first 50 callers

  • "...and if you are one of the first 50 callers today, we'll double your order at no additional cost!" I called immediately. I had to have the Tiddy Bear in every color!
  • "Hi, is this..." "Thanks for calling Sloppy's Titty Bar, can I take..." Rats, why did I have Sloppy's on speed dial? I tried again. "Is THIS the Tiddy Bear salesman? I'm a cow, so
  • naturally I'm vegan. Being a cow is heavy man. Like it's really far out. Like most cats lay a heavy trip on you because you say Moo and chew cud a lot. I'm like, woooow man
  • don't pigeonhole me. In the first place, I would hate to see the pigeon whose hole was big enough to fit me. Not that I'm bragging, but a pigeon that big must have crap the size of
  • Venus. And Sarina Williams--you know, the tennis player?--loves Venus. So a pigeon that big is pretty legit.
  • Venus had a problem. A Three Musketeers problem.
  • It was Halloween and there were no more Three Musketeers bars left. They were all eaten. The Mouseketeers offered to fill for them. Venus accepted. The latter tasted terrible.
  • She gave the Mouseketeer bar low marks. Mercury snickered. Next up was the "Mars" bar. Venus was sure to love that. It contained rusty lances and
  • what was rumored to be Valentino's toenail clippings but was really just sweepings from the local nail salon. Venus preferred creamy centers, so Mercury suggested the Pluto bar.
  • Venus accepted Mercury's invitation. The Pluto bar was hoppin. The dancers were spacial & the drinks were stellar. They became drunk married & gave birth to a new comet, "Halley."
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    PurpleProf Nov 15 2016 @ 17:53

    The Tiddy Bear is a real thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I

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