Ah, but you see you clicked on the 'Terms
- Ah, but you see you clicked on the 'Terms of Service.' This gives us every right to do the following. Now, hold still....
- Really, no, stop shifting around. That will only make it hurt more. Trust me, this will be quick and painless. I only need to inject 5 milliliters of chocolate syrup into
- your confections with my special syringe. Don't be alarmed by the size of my needle. You can keep your eyes open. Just don't make any sudden movements. I don't want to poke
- any major internal organs. If I avoid your spleen, I'm going to celebrate tonight big time. Oops, to be honest spleens are overrated. Now that the catheter is implanted, we'll infu
- riate the nurse just for kicks. She's too uptight anyway, eh?" Dr. Topher gave the nurse a playful elbow jab. "By the way, wanna come out with us tonight once we remove your gallbl
- adder?" The nurse thought, "Yes, Dr. Topher, I'd love to come out with you tonight. I'd like to humiliate you." But what the nurse said was, "Dr. Topher, we need
- guns. Lots of guns." Dr. Topher grinned. "One step ahead of you, Nurse Ramsey." On cue, a digital panel appeared in the patient's abdomen, and he typed a four-digit code which
- opened a door in the wall which led to a room full of racks upon racks of plasma guns and rifles. They grabbed as many as they could, then they were ready to take on the hordes
- . It was ugly. Real ugly. By the time it was over, the landscape was littered with random body parts & trails of plasma. But it was almost over. They looked over the horizon & saw
- trails of neon smoke coloring the sky, the silver lining of the horrendous schism that lay waste all around them. For Mordecai and Rigby, another work day was finally over.
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Chaz Aug 07 2014 @ 12:36
...And that is why you should read 'Terms of Service' very carefully.
PurpleProf Aug 07 2014 @ 20:32
Yes, Chaz, yes!