Groid Buttenberg didn't know it was a crime
- Groid Buttenberg didn't know it was a crime to fart in an elevator in Texas until he was apprehended by Looneyville's Tough on Tootin' Sheriff Jesse Arpeggio in a sting operation
- which Groid Buttenberg's attorney Lyol Flankersteam established was pure "entrapment!" "Why, why else would the police be selling chilli down by the elevators?" He snapped
- his fingers and 3 ninja legal assistants leaped to his defense. The DA gnashed his teeth and activated his Mech Superiorum armor. "Point of Order, Ka-Pow! Ka-Pow!" The judge sent
- him flying, "Eat gavel, Ninjattorney!" No legal-savvy shadow assassin would make a mockery of his courtroom. Gathering the last of his energy, he cried out- "Lawtobots, ASSEMBLE!"
- They took the form of Optimus Crime, imposer of justice, wielder of the Sacred Branch of Interpretation. There were many gallery casualties as Optimus Crime smacked Ninjattorney
- on the thighs with his Sacred Branch. Inasmuch as Ninjattorney was well-versed in verbiage but lacked integral training, Optimus Crime's smackdown made ninja stars and verbal darts
- weaponus non grata. Optimus Crime crashed into Ninjattorney's sumptuous chambers grabbing him by the throat. "Yea, you're a mouthy git, granted, but tell your clients that the stro
- be light torture is gonna start in 10 minutes if they don't comply!" Ninjattorney reached under his desk & pressed the emergency red button. Optimus Crime still had him by the neck
- but the button was sticky from gum. Ten minutes passed. Optimus Crime began torturing Ninjattorney with song: "If yousa wantsa be mesa luvah, yousa gotsa get withum mesa friendsa!"
- Ninjattorney was normally a Spice Girls fan, but Crime's rendition sounded strangely similar to Jar Jar Binks. Spice or no spice, that was scary, and that's when Ninja broke free!
- Started
- 2012-07-06 15:38:09
- Finished
- 2013-04-29 14:54:52
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Zetawilk Apr 29 2013 @ 15:11
See, all the kids today, they're into violent BDSM torture. But turning a person's pop culture back in on them is such exquisite psychological torture that you can keep your vanilla whips, manacles and furred teddies. There is nothing like the blank expression on a hipster's face when you start spouting his own "ghetto" lingo back at him.
lucielucie Apr 29 2013 @ 15:14
Tough on tootin' & tough on the causes of tootin'.
lucielucie Apr 29 2013 @ 15:18
How do you torture someone with a teddy?
Zetawilk Apr 29 2013 @ 15:21
Well, that fabric softener bear (Teddy Ruxpin?) scares the crap outta me.
lucielucie Apr 29 2013 @ 15:38
I just looked upTeddy Ruxpin - I see what you mean.
SlimWhitman May 07 2014 @ 04:27
http://foldingstory.com/rhqun/52tyca/