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"MIND BLAST!" Ashe yelled as he put a hand

  • "MIND BLAST!" Ashe yelled as he put a hand to his temple, and put his other hand out. The soldier dropped to his knees in pain, gripping his forehead. "Nice moves, newbie!" Leo
  • screamed, laughing as he saw the blood gush from the soldier's multiple heads. Something about seeing aliens dead always got Leo excited.
  • He knew most people were horrified by the whole alien invasion. But he could only enjoy it. The more blood the more fun it was. He was probably crazy but he did not really care.
  • In fact, he'dd started collecting human and alien blood in little pots and had started painting the inspiring invasion scenes in front of him using the blood. Such pretty colours
  • seldom graced Sotheby's hallowed halls, inspiring collectors throughout the galaxy to bid huge sums. At one auction, members of a vampiric race rushed the painting & licked the red
  • picture frame. For the unlife of Norman the Vampire, he couldn't imagine why the frame would be red. For that matter, why the hell (heh) was the sky cerise and the trees formed of
  • vermilion leaves. Red his house with a red little window and a red Corvette and everything is red for him and himself and everybody around. Norman's poor vampire brain couldn't
  • differentiate between his red house, red car, the little red hen, or a pool of blood, especially since he had had the sinus surgery and couldn't smell a thing. So he starved
  • mostly. Another thing he had going for him was that the Devil, unilaterally, claimed his soul this morning. So he was a ginger now. He had freckles popping up everywhere. Red hair
  • , black heart, and a psuedo-extroverted personality that attracted all the single ladies, despite his abundance of freckles. His new name? Danny Bonaduce.
Started
2019-07-01 03:09:39
Finished
2019-07-02 21:21:43

10 Comments

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    PurpleProf Jul 02 2019 @ 21:24

    Rarely does this happen. An entire story folded in two days!
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    LordVacuity Jul 02 2019 @ 23:04

    I got to admit that I had no idea where my fold was going. I just got lucky that a red head is a ginger.
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    IceSquad Jul 02 2019 @ 23:21

    Not bad, to get lucky with a red head...
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    LordVacuity Jul 03 2019 @ 00:04

    I can only wish.
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    Woab Jul 03 2019 @ 12:56

    Loved the surprise ending there, Prof! I will never watch The Partridge Family the same way again. Or, more likely, I'll just never watch it again.
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    PurpleProf Jul 03 2019 @ 15:30

    Thanks, Woab! The youngsters playing here won't likely know who Danny Bonaduce is, I'm guessing. Oddly enough, he was always my favorite Partridge (next to David Cassidy, of course). Such a lovable goofball.
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    IceSquad Jul 03 2019 @ 15:47

    I'll never forget the episode where they played Monopoly against the home invader (in those days: burglar). At the show's end, as a "going away present", Danny gave him the get-out-of-jail-free card…
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    mattygroves Jul 03 2019 @ 17:47

    I've just realised/looked at a story that took over five years to finish. So yeah, thanks to pointlessites.com, I found this thing, and I suspect quite a few others have as well. New life! Sounds like the beginning of a story...
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    LordVacuity Jul 03 2019 @ 18:01

    Yeah, but the younglings would also almost automatically Google or Bing it. Not be interested and only keep that he was a red head. That is enough. They will miss out on the Story Behind The Story.
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    Scarlet Jul 03 2019 @ 22:17

    Whoa, I can't believe you all liked this! I was going for a story of psychics, but this wasn't so bad.

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