Punctuation can hurt! Especially when Big

Punctuation can hurt! Especially when Big Bubba does it! He closes his statements with a kielbasa sized finger hard into your chest. A question? He hooks his hand behind your neck.

and stuffs pancakes in your mouth. No syrup, just dry, over-cooked Aunt Jemimah's. And how about this for a comma?

actually it's a question mark but that's beside the point. Coming back to Aunt Jemimah. I was on assignment to track her down. After finding out Uncle Ben was a fraud

, and his rice wasn't really rice, I raced through the desert streets. With Aunt Jemimah's location on my GPS, I stole a car GTA style, and drove off to the location marked on the

with a x on the map. It was here that I was going to find the booty I was

hoping for. All of the sudden, Samuel screamed " there aint no god dan treasure here".

Little did he know it was a "micro" geo-cache too small to hold any treasure. Just finding it should be award enough, but

But his mom had decided to marry the Eldest of the Trees. The Springer cast his spell and she turned into mist which was always trapped in the valley of the Eldest, he could

communicate to her through the North wind. Thus, to this very day, hikers in the forest can hear the breeze whisper, "When are you going to get a job?"