It was the best of times, it was the worst
- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of Aquarius, it was the Reagan Era
- and most importantly, it was well past dinner. The spoiled little bunny rabbit sat there, banging his tiny little fork & knife against the wee table. The Fallen Angel wanted salad.
- Twinkle and Sprinkle the badgers called Toad from Toad Hall to ask if he was bringing pizza. Mr Eimsley the squirrel made it clear his tummy was rumbling. The
- Only thing you can do when u get the tummy rumblies, you cook up hands and then you eat them. At least that's what Carl from Llamas w/hats would do. It sounded like an odd thing 2
- do, but what do I know, I'm friends with a llama. So with my big bowl of fried hands I sat down to watch the game, scratching my butt with a slightly burnt hand all the while. The
- scent of my fried hands was too much for my dog "Chomper", though. 'Cause when I got up again for beer, he launched himself at my backside, sniffing at where I had scratched. Chomp
- er had been sharpening his teeth with kitchen knives, so my tender back offered no meaningful resistance. I rubbed Chomper's paw with my fried hands and he ate himself instead. Bud
- apest & it's crack plastic surgeons were my only option. I crammed my deep fried body into a cartoon cannon & fired myself at the Pest Klinik for Cookery & Other Kitchen Trauma
- but they were full and they couldn't take care of me. They were all busy hiding from the meteorite shower which was about to start. Then I remembered about the well with healing
- powers in the magical glen where the enchanted topiaries grew. And my mind wandered along paths of happier times spent gamboling in that sun dappled place which I will never see ag
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- 2012-04-09 17:36:43
- Finished
- 2014-06-28 20:45:27
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lucielucie Jun 29 2014 @ 06:12
ain.
lucielucie Jun 29 2014 @ 06:15
Just had to finish the last line :) Sorry if the word wasn't again.
Gibber Jun 30 2014 @ 04:22
With the meteorite shower, I figured the cut off word gave it a nice stupid-ending-of-a-first-person-narrated-horror-story type thing.
lucielucie Jun 30 2014 @ 05:03
oops