"I've dreamed before... of cats and dogs....

"I've dreamed before... of cats and dogs.... but a white rabbit no not before....i think ill follow it today..." I only heard bits and pieces of my stupid self over my loud music..

I looked down into the mosh pit. There was some thrashing motions. So I kept on about the rabbit and the red queen & then a mad hatter & alice in chains, which turned all too real

when the mad hatter reached in his jacket pocket to brandish a teapot gun. Boiling hot English Breakfast shot out at the mosh pit.

The grungy metalheads in the middle of the crowd yelled and charged at each relentlessly until someone yelled through a megaphone, "It was the Mad Hatter. Get him!" Heads swiveled

as a giant invisible hand slapped them. Shocked! Mouths agape. The crowd was being manhandled by a large invisible hand. Finally, they stood quietly.

The invisible giant was proud how he had tamed the unruly crowd. Until, after a length of silence, they pleaded:"Can we have more?" Some of them wanted to be handcuffed too. O boy.

This led to an interest in policing, and he applied to the local force. However, despite being a giant, his invisibility made it difficult to prove he met the minimum height.

His only solution was to douse himself in paint and hope that the colour made him visible. He stooped his massive body down and picked up the tin and began slowly pouring it.

A family of monkeys watched with great fascination and offered to hold the can for me! I said okay. Jack was the master of the monkey family and volunteered. The little ones smiled

as Jack bent his knees, ready to sprint. The monkey family held the can steady. Jack sprinted forward and dove headfirst into the toilet, vanishing with maniacal laughter.