Finished Folds (1—20)
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2But if you take all the things, what things will be left for me? :(
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1The Rome I'm talking about is Rome, Iowa. Never been there? Well, neither have most human beings who've ever lived. Population: 114. And we're gonna visit.
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2her juicebox during recess and slipped the miniature boxing glove through the straw hole at the top. Tony snickered. Next time she went for a sip, instead she'd get a fruit punch.
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2The Track Guys turned to me in unison. "You thought us easy pickings," they said. Panicked, I ran the hall. If I could lead them to the bathroom, I might still have a chance...
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4held a scream, but just barely. We all gathered at the entry of our nest, toothpicks and nails in paw, and prepared to make a valiant last stand against the family cat.
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6had been implanted there by my evil second cousin Larry. He was a real piece of work, that guy. He made me dream I got a rifle for Christmas but all I really got was a lump of coal
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7"Hurry! Take it! Before Det. Manatee sees!" Jenkins cried, holding John's head aloft in his tiny little Leprechaun hands. Squawkers swooped down and nabbed the head elegantly.
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4Things got messy, though, when the gang leader announced that there was going to be a trust exercise. Jose clambered onto the dumpster and fell backward before his gang was ready
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20But then, what was the purpose of my life? If I was simply a machine, controlled by someone with the remote, whence came my sense of autonomy? I puzzled over this question while
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7Lola was very self-conscious because of this brown spot. The other sheep called her "old brown eye" and never let her eat with them during grazing time. To deal with rejection she
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6But I would eat my words like kibble The pup was quite well-behaved until he got into the garret with all the family's old photos. Too late, I discovered the shredded remains of
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4but I plan on erasing their memories of me before I die. I don't want them to have to bear the pain of missing me. It hurts, but it's the right thing to do. My plan is to
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4"Listen, you'll want to talk to Harry. He's twice as heavy as me and has lots more blood," he said, waving her off. The vampire scowled and rushed to the nearby cubicle where Harry
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7I hereby pledge to maintain the glory of this fold, notwithstanding any boring qualities it may possess. Ye who take up the mantle, be warned: This is not a task for the faint.
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22to the Department of Balloon Animals which had been a big hit with the citizenry. The protesters marched on the capitol, demanding the colorful rubbery animals that they deserved.
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2How would he spend the day? Well the sun was pretty annoying. He decided as he brushed his teeth that he would try to destroy the sun. That'd be exciting.
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4me. The trouble was getting enough paralytic geriatrics to volunteer without breaking state laws about informed consent. The first stop was the nursing home. I was greeted by
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6ground to a halt. Whatever his saw had struck, it was incredibly solid. He peered through the gash in the tree and saw the object gleaming before his eyes. He had never seen
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3but to do so was social suicide. Everyone mocked him for wearing pants on the lower half of his body, claiming he was "vulgar," "backwards," and "behind the times." Stan replied by
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4because they had both been lunch ladies at Bowling Green High School. As the zombies ambled toward her, she stretched the hairnet over her head. The zombies suddenly stopped and