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The wind was so strong I could barely felt

  • The wind was so strong I could barely felt my hands which are currently in my sweater's little pocket. "Tessa! Tessa!" Someone yelled. To my amaze, it was her.."Grandma!" I cried.
  • She waved to me from the edge of the cemetery. Leaves blew through the chilly air. Grandma had certainly wandered far from her final resting place. I couldn't quite hear what she w
  • as wailing as I am not on the same linguistic plane as ghosts. So I nodded politely and smiled. My Grandma's ghost was really trying to say something. "Do you want directions?" I
  • asked. With hand gestures, moans and wails Grandma's ghost told me, "My bones! My bones! You will pay!" Then she faded away. This made me nervous. I hadn't buried her very deep.
  • You could see he nose, lips and tips of her does just below the dirt. So I got the lawn mower out, I took off the wheels and put tiny little rollerskate wheels on it to make it clo
  • ser to the ground. Because I like giving away my money to thieves, I filled up my low rider mower's tank with high ethanol flex fuel, and drove it over the does body parts, making
  • what we called field sausage. That is why it was important to get the right tread pattern on your tires. To tight a tread and the meat gets stuck in the welts, too wide & it chunks
  • Field sausage has many culinary uses in survival situations like the preaent. I should be the first to write a recipe book.
  • Yes, I shall write a recipe book! However first I must fix my preaent survival situation. I'll
  • go to bed now, get a good night's sleep, & tomorrow everything will be fine. (12 hours later) Ahhh, what a beautiful morning! Eggs Benedict, anyone?

6 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Jun 01 2017 @ 00:22

    Eggs Benedict...with sausage!

  2. LordVacuity Jun 01 2017 @ 11:59

    Yeah, I could go for some eggs Benedict. I would not say no to some sausage.

  3. Dhanithecat Jun 01 2017 @ 18:19

    Field roast is a tofu product sold at whole foods during the holidays. Gross.

  4. LordVacuity Jun 01 2017 @ 18:58

    So I was browsing on Reddit and lo and behold a recipe for Eggs Benedict appears.

  5. BlastedHeath Jun 01 2017 @ 22:08

    Field roast sustains me when the winds are still.

  6. LordVacuity Jun 01 2017 @ 23:09

    The winds of Benevolence can always be stirred by compassion.

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