39

My bloody head dangled upside down mere inches

  • My bloody head dangled upside down mere inches from the boiling cauldron as I fought against my bindings. "I'll ask you ONE MORE TIME!" screeched Hagatha. "WHAT OF THE TOAD?!!!!"
  • I looked into the wild eyes Hagatha. My consciousness was fading fast. "I KNOW NOTHING OF THE TOAD." Hagatha replied, "And he knows nothing of you." I felt the boiling water of the
  • invading the depths of my watery soul and I lost hold of my grip on life. Hagatha turned me off and coaxed the TOAD out of its hole under the Welsh Dresser. The TOAD winked at Haga
  • tha and made her a lecherous proposition involving the meeting of princess and toad lips. Hagatha liked the TOAD's warty ways. "But wait" said I. "TOAD stands for
  • Ten Orifaces At Dawn!" There would be more involved than a princess kissing a toad. The witch laughed. "My dear," Hagatha said through the cackling. "You will need to kiss
  • a hell of a lot more disgusting things nowadays than toads to earn your way! I mean - have you SEEN Harvey Weinstein?! What makes YOU so damn special?" "You're right," the princess
  • sighed and looked at the pitiful toad. "I'm going to have to do things my own way." She reached into her royal armoire to produce a croquet mallet, then smashed the toad to death.
  • A tear left her eye as she turned away from the carcass. She was used to killing but this toad had been different. A pity.
  • After a moment of respectful silence, she swiped her tear away, and left the dead toad behind her as she checked the rest of her hit list. One down more to go.
  • She traced a steady finger down a list of crossed out names, until it came to a rest on the next unlucky amphibian. "Michigan J. Frog" she mumbled, slinging her Katana over herself
Started
2013-10-10 04:51:41
Finished
2018-06-30 10:44:19

3 Comments

  1. Avatar

    SlimWhitman Jun 30 2018 @ 17:00

    Well, somewhere there is the original "What of the toad" fold but for now this will do - totally under-liked if you ask me... http://foldingstory.com/lbyzw/
  2. Avatar

    lucielucie Jul 01 2018 @ 06:49

    http://foldingstory.com/izrn6/en3vz6/ Here's the original!
  3. Avatar

    SlimWhitman Jul 04 2018 @ 18:37

    Thanks LL! And here's something else I started. wink wink bunnycookies

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!