After a long silence, the cat jumps up to

After a long silence, the cat jumps up to the sofa sitting between the man and the woman. Sleepless in Seattle is showing in the telly. Man mutes the telly,

winks at the cat, and tells the Mrs, "Hey, mama, what's for dinner." Then he ducks. The cat doesn't, see, 'cause the cat still thinks he's dictator of the world and all, and that's

not the kind of thing that a dictator does. Then again, he was also about two feet tall, so ducking wasn't really something he was used to. But the guns fired at the slowest first

and then at the tallest next. Which was great because he was so short. He opened the cage to his 100 trained attack rottweilers. They flew like demons at them. In a frenzy

the cats unsheathed their claws and got into their stance. It was going to be

We take a ride over the milky way and scream "moo" as loud as we can.

open your mouth you might get sprayed by milk chocolate milk. Them cows are crazy

But we all know that happy cows come from a happy place called..... Not California. Disney World. And it's not as happy as you might think, because of the

evil Mickey Mouse. Yep, you heard me. That darn mouse has all of his gang plotting to take over the world. Sorry to break it to you folks, but one day, Disney will rule the world.