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Thank you for being with us today Zach. Let's

  • Thank you for being with us today Zach. Let's start by having you compare and contrast this film to all other films that have been made.
  • Zach smirks at his interrogator. Obviously, well-trained, but even monkeys could be trained. The interrogator employed the Hitchcock method. This actually emboldens Zach's resistan
  • Ce to being slapped around. Zach bit the interrogator and used a monkey wrench to make sure he was dead. The police arrested Magilla Gorilla, from Manila. Maxwell's silver hammer
  • ended up in the slammer in the ass of the Crammer, his cellmate. Magilla Gorilla might have been from Manila but in the joint, he was a mean ass silverback motherfucker! Just ask
  • Donkey Kong, the barrel-rolling-est simian this side of the Lylat system. On the other side, Magilla Gorilla and Crammer deepened their prison bond unto matelotage. Gift registry
  • open. You buy gift. Donkey Kong roll barrel at Magilla Gorilla. Barrel contain gift registry. Gift registry closed. Crammer happy. You get? Good. Donkey Kong happy. You get Nobel
  • Prize. Prize made of chocolate. Everything made of chocolate. Chocolate book. Chocolate house. Chocolate sex. World peace illusion. Dice roll. A thousand nightmares under hats.
  • It's like something out of Willy Wonka's factory, yet more sugary and nightmare-inducing than previously portrayed on film.
  • The gelatinous fiend eased its sugary bulk forward another step while they looked on in horror. The saccharine stench of the Wonka like nightmare made them step back. "Quick, grab
  • the heat gun!" and just like that, the jelly monster was gone. As it melted, it yelled "When I re-solidify, it'll be all over for you!"

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