" I'm gonna catch a Pokemon" Naruto said.

" I'm gonna catch a Pokemon" Naruto said.
Meanwhile, a Pokemon said, "I'm gonna catch a Naruto."
"A Naruto? What in the world is that?", Hannah asked incredulously.
I don't like anime, so I'm not going to explain
"Well fine then! Leave us all guessing!" I said in a huff. Doesn't like anime. Hmph! Indeed! Who the hell doesn't like a good story about cute fox girls and giant battlemechs with
skimpy outfits and a determination to save the universe! I may never understand these ignorant folk. Can't you see that the Japanese population is about to overrun the rest of Asia
by winning people over with ramen and kawaii anime characters. I had never in my many years of life in Brighton heard of such exotic things, but
soon enough i was an otaku. I never went out unless it was to buy a new anime pillow. I hardly ever left my computer. I started to not shower every day. I lost my job at Brighton E
lectric and had my car repoed. I didn't care. As otaku i was only concerned with my anime friends and our shared world. I freelanced a just enough to pays the bills. Gigs I got off
of fiver and sometimes craigslist. my soul is no longer the same after i've sold it all. bore it all. life feels so empty and the car is such a physical representation of it.

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KieferSkunk Nov 03 2024 @ 23:45

And this is how anime ruins lives. Take it from FoldingStory, folks. Don't be an otaku.

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