The sky was on fire. Not in a beautiful,
- The sky was on fire. Not in a beautiful, metaphorical, take a picture with your phone sense. In a ohmygodeverythingsgoingtodie sense. I pushed my way into the cave, screaming for
- Zood, gesturing at the burning sky. Zood stumbled out of our cave, knuckles dragging behind him. "Ice age over," he said, grinning. "We can evolve now." I scratched my armpit &
- found a grissly lump that tasted like a primitive form of gherkin. Somewhere in his future grave Darwin rolled his eyes imploring 'Evolve already!' Zood farted & said, "Me Cromagno
- n. Homo-sapien." The other cavemen laughed & pointed. "HOMO sapien!" they taunted. Zood's rainbow colored spear was a dead giveaway. "Neanderthals! All of them!" Zood decided. Evol
- is like worse than Evil" Satan explained to Hitler. "You see, evil, is like bad, evil, but EVOL? Evol his like really bad." Satan swigged his Miller thoughtfully. Hitler and Zood
- were dancing together now, flames lapping up around their torsos. Hitler bent Zood over ready to present the kiss of death when Satan roused as abrupt as war hammer in a battle of
- chess. Hitler dropped Zood and turned to face Stalin; the two braced themselves for an epic war. Then they began to sissy-slap each other furiously. Then Hitler's wife walked by,
- It turned her on to see the men slapping each other. Hitler and stalin began a naked pilow fight that quickly turned to some light petting. Hitlers wife was filming them. Stalin
- wasn't sure. He felt nervous and hesitant. Hitler wasn't letting up though, he clearly wanted to move things along. "Stalin, what's the problem?" Hitler's wife asked. "Well, the th
- is all just seems a bit excessive, don't you think?" "Well... I mean, it's for a good cause..." Stalin hesitated. "Yeah... I guess. I just don't want to be 'that guy', you know."
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m80 Feb 07 2014 @ 19:14
Yeah, nobody wants to be "that guy"