CLASSIFIED: When SlimWhitman reaches 10,000
- CLASSIFIED: When SlimWhitman reaches 10,000 points in FoldingStory, this website will self-destruct within 30 seconds.
- Do not - I repeat - do NOT like SlimWhitman's folds. Foldingstory cosmos is a real multiverse. The 'stories' actually take place there. However we have discovered that by liking
- even a single fold, there are repercussions throughout all dimensions. This is especially true for SlimWhitman's folds, for reasons that cannot be discussed. ***SEVERE FOLD ALERT:
- I'll take my chances and hope that I won't stumble, trip, fall into someone's shoulder, and *accidentally* bite them while continuing this fold. The chances are probably slim
- that I won't harm someone while writing this fold. Several people I follow are no longer writing on FS. I think I killed them with either my razor sharp wit or my dead reckoning.
- Another reason that people might stop writing on FS is that if they follow me, I then bombard them with unwanted writing advice and try to sell them my poetry (which is a bargain
- at all-you-can-carry for a vow of eternal servitude. As a bonus most of it is written in crayon in a language I invented. ACT NOW) But I think most people who quit FS do so because
- they are being tortured by their ex-lovers who are posting crap about them which is probably 75% true and they don't want to be reminded that they suck at life. So, you gunna sign
- in blood or what? It's just your soul. Nothing much. No more than 21g of your entire body weight. A negligible little thing for what I offer. Revenge, pure and sweet. Can't ask for
- more. Trust me, you won't even miss it. Hmm? You said okay? Alright, the deal is sealed. Tonight, when you transcend the boundaries of soullessness, take the sweet revenge!
- Started
- 2014-05-29 19:03:17
- Finished
- 2014-12-22 19:30:40
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BlastedHeath Dec 25 2014 @ 11:02
Wait a minute -- Slim has over 11K folds now. We must have gone past the event horizon!
SlimWhitman Dec 25 2014 @ 16:37
We're in a different multiverse now - one where likes weigh no more than 21g, so fold away fellow foldizens and like what you like. It won't add up to much mass. Trust me. ;-)
PurpleProf Dec 25 2014 @ 23:56
Yes, yes...that's exactly right ^^ OH and MERRY CHRISTMAS, FS Friends!
SlimWhitman Jan 01 2015 @ 03:34
... and Happy New Year!
zxvasdf Jan 21 2015 @ 19:50
I think this fold accidentally bled in from another universe, the resulting explosion slash implosion of that folding story website reverberating across the multiversal membranes.