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Chapter 53. Dear Reader, I assure you that

  • Chapter 53. Dear Reader, I assure you that we have nearly reached the beginning of my story - which is to say, the night of my birth - but that cannot be properly understood unless
  • you read chapter 17 after drinking a medicinal herbal tea containing Siberian Tiger penis extract whilst hopping on your left leg and wearing a hat made of fresh catfish. If not,
  • you could try reading chapter 9 +3/4 after drinking a potion containing Fluxweed, Knotgrass and the hair of an overweight businessman while holding your right ear with your left th
  • tomorrow. Doesn't get any better. Ever. That's it. Until somebody, I'm not saying who because you already know who. You're a sweet little baby. Pretending like you didn't.
  • Folding clothes, she continued to gaze at her child in the playpen. The baby was up to something, but she couldn't put her finger on it. His eyes sparkled. The toys shifted.
  • "Michael is a good baby, aren't you?" Mrs. Myers cooed at her child. The infant's grin broadened- & that's when she spotted the hedge shears. In a flash, the playpen wiring was cut
  • By her infant, the future Hitman Anders. Dr. Gluckman was called for help as to how to prevent that from happening. Michael liked to be called Anders. Nobody understood why until
  • Dr. Gluckman discovered the time loop which Michael interrupted by placing his semen into Mama Anders, which resulted in his being his own dad. Hitman Anders went on to murder his
  • his wife’s baby’s father, which meant that he murdered Michael, which also meant that his wife never was impregnated by Michael’s semen, and, therefore, he was acquitted of murder.
  • "Oh. So, that's what happened?" There was a long pause. "Yes.That's what happened." "Then who killed Michael?" He didn't answer. He couldn't. An invisible hand gripped his throat.
Started
2015-09-03 21:26:52
Finished
2019-12-03 18:29:10

2 Comments

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    Jimbeau Dec 03 2019 @ 18:36

    There flowed a lot of fluid through this piece of prose...Samuel Clemenski
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    Woab Dec 04 2019 @ 16:40

    I loved th' Prof's ending!

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