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The fearless Tomgra has become timid and

  • The fearless Tomgra has become timid and clings to
  • the cave wall like a frightened child, hiding behind its sinuous webbed wings and dagger-claws. One can only guess what misfortune has befallen
  • on that lonesome hermit who entered the cave in happy anticipation of three years spent in meditation. He failed to catch the red gleam of the eyes of the hungry winged beast and
  • was devoured like a fat lady eating a corndog. As his flesh was ripped from his bones, the hermit gazed up at the beast and said "just for this, you can forget the honeymoon. I qui
  • ver and shake as the beast draws him corndog up my sensitive back-my hair standing on end. "I take it back, I want this honeymoon more than anything" "You've been a naughty hermit.
  • And now you shall have a corndog," the beast tells me. Still quaking with fear, my small hand nervously plucks the corndog on a stick from the hulking beast's claw. It's dipped in
  • mustard which is oozing all over my hand. "Uh...Thanks." The monster snorts proudly, "EAT'S IT!" I gingerly nibble the crust of the corndog. Instantly, I gain the knowledge of the
  • the ancient Corndog Continuum. Holy Pluto Pups: the asteroid belt! They're actually ancient sunbaked corndogs with living meaty centers! Then I realize we Earthlings are doomed to
  • annihilation if we can't come up with enough mustard to satisfy the Corndog Continuum. The balance in the galaxy was off. Too many corndogs with not enough mustard was causing
  • ... Wait. WAIT! What's that coming at us? Look, LOOK, up there in the sky!! KA-BOOOOOOM!....KA-POOOOOWWWW!.....................................The corndog apocolypse is upon us.
Started
2011-12-17 08:15:00
Finished
2014-04-01 16:45:26

2 Comments

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    49erFaithful Apr 01 2014 @ 17:02

    BYOM.
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    PurpleProf Apr 01 2014 @ 17:04

    I got mine. I'm safe.

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