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No, It couldn't be.... but it was in my room

  • No, It couldn't be.... but it was in my room staring at me. It was looking at me as if it had some authority to be here but this was my room.
  • I politely asked the King of Spain if he would, and I quote, "Leave my bedchambers kindly dear sire, as I do not wish to quarrel with thee." But he just stood near my closet like
  • a fiend. "Get behind me, Satan!" A little too late I realized my mistake. The King of Spain was at my bedside in a flash, and I do mean a flash. I went momentarily blind
  • to the fact that the King of Spain was also Satan long enough to finally give in to having my brown eye investigated properly. So what if it was with the Prince of Darkness? Does
  • his previous career as the Lord of the Underworld negate his optometry qualifications? I think not. Satan gestured to the patient's chair and fitted my head with the goggles.
  • "Ok, look into the phoropter & tell me which looks better", Satan said. I looked & I saw a lurid picture of my sister-in-law. "That is a naked Sofi!" "But which one looks better?"
  • I refused to be lured by Satan's trick question. I crossed my arms & stared into his empty soul-less eyes. My inner light would defeat Satan, I was sure of it. For a moment, Satan
  • looked slightly perplexed. Then he set me on fire. "No fair!" I gasped, choking on smoke and flames. Satan gloated. "I need no trick questions. Your soul's been mine since the day
  • you traded it for love and adoration. You probably regret it now, don't you? Well, sweetheart, there's no turning back!" And he cackled in a way that made my
  • insides twist. I was going to hell and there was nothing I could do about it. I sold my soul for love and even though I will be in pain for eternity. I will be happy knowing that s
Started
2016-12-16 17:05:23
Finished
2018-09-16 13:53:57

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Sep 19 2018 @ 06:01

    omehow I would finally be getting a new pair of glasses.
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    SlimWhitman Oct 07 2018 @ 13:52

    Your nearsightedness led you to this - another of Satan's tricks.

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