A mime is a terrible thing to waste. Just
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A mime is a terrible thing to waste. Just yesterday,
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I was hanging out with Shields and Yarnell, when
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Carleton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air texted me that he had just donkey punched
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a donkey and he was NOT proud of it. These kind of sexual misadventures were standard when you start your day with 16oz of Robitussen. I mean, there was the time in Vegas when
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he found himself with another man,a big,black,swetty wall of muscles.And the man was doing to him what he did to the donkey.And you know what?He didn't hate it.
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the big man stroked him behind the ears & fed him apple slices while he whistled a song about scandalous dresses and devilish eyes; but then came the chorus: Let me see that thong!
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Let me touch your skin! Don't tell that it's wrong. Spread and let me in!" He chuckled to himself, and bit into one of the apple slices. "Well Boy," he said," I guess that we are
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in the wrong cinema. Let's see whether we can still get our money back. They shuffled in the dark towards the exit sign when his son tripped over something lying in the aisle
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of his past experiences, the very aisle of experiences that he'd followed all the way to his present misery. He was his father's son, alright. He frequented LSD as frequently as
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a freak went to Lee Parker's house. And who would blame them? He was the only guy in town with a life-size robotic
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- 2011-02-01 01:02:51
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- 2011-04-24 19:50:48
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Bad. Apr 24 2011 @ 19:51
I can't believe I forgot about the giant red letters saying "this is the last line". Such a rookie move.
buddyboy4711 Apr 24 2011 @ 19:56
but you were SO CLOSE... just an "ic" too far.
SlimWhitman Apr 25 2011 @ 06:18
It doesn't only happen to rookies! Maybe they should have an extra step where it asks you "This is the last line. Did you complete it?".