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Lou Bergs had traveled all the way through

  • Lou Bergs had traveled all the way through time to mow my lawn. He swore that my single mom's grilled chicken breast was worth the trouble, though I suspected darker motives. Penet
  • rating time wasn't the only thing on his mind. My Mom was thrilled to see him, he'd brought trout as usual. Lou Bergs got the wishbone and he asked me to pull it with him!
  • But clearly there was something fishy about this wishbone. Lou' s eyes were too bright & my mom's smile a little too wide as Lou held the trout wishbone out towards me. I reached
  • for a lever to release the catapalt and send my mum, the wishbone and Lou flying towards the smelly swamp filled with arsehand fish. One bite from an arsehand fish and
  • the victim would have "stink palm" for life. This is in reference to "Chasing Amy" where your palm smells like hot swampy ass. But, one Moe Lopslap was able to use "stink palm" to
  • threaten the rest of the staff and force them into switching shifts with him. Moe never pulled data entry again. No, he was always out in the choice field locations, his stink palm
  • sweat kept him worried about being caught with the files. His fingerprints would be everywhere. Moe drove to the grassy field and started making his plans. First two steps to the
  • left and then a jump to the right. By doing the Time Warp, Moe would be able to leave the tragic scene. Moe shielded his eyes from the rain and saw shining light in the distance.
  • "C'mon, you can do it." he said to himself, trying to remember all the steps needed to go back into 2019... Or was it 2029? The effect of events he went through
  • had addled his mind. A common side effect of time travel. He spun the dial on his machine in a final desperate attempt to return to the present. He closed his eyes and hoped.
Started
2013-02-15 12:08:14
Finished
2015-02-25 06:16:58

2 Comments

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    Chaz Feb 25 2015 @ 08:05

    Looped back on the time line. Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
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    lucielucie Feb 26 2015 @ 17:12

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=4V3iU7A13Wc Cool how it ended on time travel.

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