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...and Annie Lennox was a vampire pirate

  • ...and Annie Lennox was a vampire pirate and there were the Pet Shop Boys in cone hats and Queen with some girl and that guy from Arthur ( the other guy) was the Walrus and
  • he was using a megaphone, & then the cannon didn't launch Eric Idle & he was singing "Always look on the bright side of life" with a bunch of Bollywood impersonators.& the Spice gi
  • -lberts. The Spice Gilberts were a comedy-music act, they took the Spice Girl sex thing with the Gilbert Gottfried thing and made a show that would put Eric on the
  • stage asking whether people wanted to be his lover. If so, Eric required them to 'get' with his friends. Eric's admission frightened
  • The critics who expected a play like those of Voltaire. And it was admitted Voltaire was in the audience, wearing a three cornered hat. Those hats were long out of production.
  • Then the playwright turned out to be Moliere. He took command of the Jester Corps and imprisoned both Voltaire and that Bacon/Shakespeare guy and had them sent to Le Chateau d If.
  • There they met up with Dante, who showed everyone his new fanfiction titled 'Dante's Inferno.'
  • In it, he, Dante the author of the the diving comedy of which the first book was Inferno, was writing fanfiction about Dante Hicks, the clerk of Clerks & Clerks 2. Dante's Inferno
  • laid bare to the world the new trend in "publishing" of resurrecting dead writers to have them engage in our "modern" social media. Resurrecting Dante to have him blog about Clerks
  • is no different than the White House resurrecting Hitler so that he can critique Bob Ross's paint choices. I hear the White House is doing that next week. Where's Waldo in this?
Started
2012-08-12 23:27:50
Finished
2018-01-17 16:50:27

5 Comments

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    LordVacuity Jan 17 2018 @ 16:52

    And where is Trumps happy tree?
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    PurpleProf Feb 01 2018 @ 21:26

    LOL! I like this one!!!
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    LordVacuity Feb 01 2018 @ 22:43

    What's not to like?
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    LordVacuity Feb 01 2018 @ 22:45

    I might not sleep tonight because I will be imagining Spice Gilberts offering me their friends from the dark.
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    Chaz Feb 10 2018 @ 14:46

    Six years later, I can start a story on the Winter Olympic's opening ceremony!

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