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Your bike is in ruins. To investigate the

  • Your bike is in ruins. To investigate the old aviator's limousine, proceed to fold 2. To wash your hands, jump ahead to fold 6. To revisit the badminton court, skip to fold 9.
  • KA-BOOM! you died. Deduct 1 point from your Karma pool and start again with fold 1. If you read this fold in error, disregard and proceed to fold 3.
  • You've reached the choose-your-own RPG save point. Proceed to fold 4 to chat up the barmaids and level up your charm meter. Or, warp straight to fold 10 and
  • suffer your own bloody demise at the hands of A) Jehovah I, God of Wrath; B) the Dream Police; C) a legion of topless rollerskaters; D) J. Bieber. These Choose-Your-Own RPG options
  • put me in crisis. After spending a life savings in real dough to build up my Paladin of Purity, I didn't intend to go down without fighting to good fight. The topless rollerskaters
  • paved the slippery slope to gum chewing and flatulence denial. Well, not on my watch. I was put on this rock to save souls and the topless rollerskaters needed my intervention.
  • I fashioned bras out of crisp packets and cheese strings & strapped them to the torsi of the topless rollerskaters. I'm a stickler for grammar and correct underwear & this hobby
  • of mine was decidedly uncharacteristic of me. Still, I couldn't help myself. Someone had to take responsibility for those titillating rollerskaters! I tossed my handmade bra to
  • a big-bosomed lady with a Dutch accent who was wheeling & wobbling my way. She caught the bra in her teeth & winked her thanks at me. I tossed another one of my handmade bras to
  • her, smiling. (I'd written my number on the inside of the bra, along with the words "call me".) I walked away triumphantly, before a giant bird grabbed me. Here we go again!
Started
2014-01-21 23:34:11
Finished
2014-02-02 20:43:41

3 Comments

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    Zetawilk Feb 02 2014 @ 21:18

    The number inside the bra is, I suspect, the next fold she should turn to.
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    49erFaithful Feb 03 2014 @ 12:49

    Ah-ha, so that's what it means to "revisit the badminton court". I suspected as much.
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    lucielucie Feb 03 2014 @ 13:43

    Folding Story Law 8.57: when given a choice of 4 topics, the topless rollerskaters theme will prevail 110% of the time.

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