"How did I get here?" She asked herself as

"How did I get here?" She asked herself as she took in the greenery around her. Above her was a sign: "You have one hour to get out of the maze. Don't touch the green walls."

and almost knocked her over. "Who are you?" she said, gasping for breath. "I-I don't know," he answered. "I just woke up and I found myself in this...maze." The long white walls

stretched to the horizon. Unsure but determined, he said, "Let's walk this way." Sure but undetermined, she said, "How but this way?" The sure and determined minotaur approached.

Still unsure, the minotaur lent them determination to dart into random passages. Ariadne tripped over a thread, awkwardly bumping her head into Theseus' groin, who had circled back

accidentally twining the thread to a noose.Theseus grasped his future kingmakers in pain catching his foot in the noose hanging upsidedown.The minotaur grasped his horns in exasper

-ation and Princess Ariadne grasped the other end of the thread and yanked with all her might. The thread broke and Theseus fell on the minotaur, killing him instantly. Now free of

the bonds of earth, the Minotaur spirit attempted - unsuccessfully - at goring Theseus’ temporal body. Theseus felt a slight tickle, turned toward Princess Ariadne and exclaimed:

"I would have thought the legendary Minotaur could given me more than a scratch," Theseus said as a taunt. Steam poured out of the Minotaur's snout. He stamped his hind legs in

anger and lunged. The actor playing Theseus stumbled and fell, tripping on his sandals. “Cut!” yelled the director, shaking his head. “Where is Steve Reeves now that we need him?"