Parry, dodge, spin! I loved the Daffy Duck

Parry, dodge, spin! I loved the Daffy Duck / Robin Hood short cartoon from the 40s.

the art curator from the Guggenheim. Yes he was babysitting, but he certainly could tell great art when he saw it. In fact, he almost wept at the bugs bunny hill billy cartoon, now

that he bought the rights, he would use it for the logo of his new gluten free

gluten shake mix, "Nothing To Shake A Stick At", which he'd market to yuppies from his time machine. He was still working on the packaging. And the time machine.

But he knew the big break was coming soon- he'd realized earlier that day he had been reading the blueprint upside down. He would sell his product to cave men no matter the cost!

And the cost was....EVERY NUMBER OVER 9000! "WTF" i sayed. He replied "Ask me in Formspring.me" I instantly sayed "SHIT!". He sayed "NO SHIT AROUND HERE BITCH" I mashed his head

with a giant bowling ball! I yelled, "You'd better not charge me that or I will SMASH YOU!" I was momentarily stunned as I realized how green I'd turned, and suddenly he took his

giant spoon from his pocket and started hitting me with it, it hurted like hell. If he continued to do that I would die a slow and painfull death,

so I mustered what little manhood I had left, grabbed the spoon out of his hand and broke it in two over my knee. I dropped the most ruthless mad dog I could on him and rolled out.