Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives

Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives that they save.

This is caused by the pressure placed on the nose, disforming it, and people die of embarassament

Then it spreads and slowly their friends noses begin deforming.

Everyone looked like Voldemort's doppelgänger.

It was like being in one of those Mirror Mazes... full of Voldemorts! Each newly Voldemortified person looked at the others and screamed. It was deafening. Don Rickles came barging

in with blonde pickles. "Be gone!" He shouted, and all the Voldemorts outed. The sacred cucumbers was pickled in River Humber, flowing holy water against all dark matters.

tingling. The Charismatic Quintuplet let out a whoop! They would have to knit sweaters of doom instead. Voldy, Batman, Robin, Peter Piper, and Peter Parker as Spiderman jumped

Onto the rooftop at 1853 W. Belmont, where a punk club was located. A local band called Jaded Beliefs was playing every Wednesday night. They had their own label, "F--k Off", which

really offended me. I had never appreciated punk as genre anyway. I climbed back onto my donkey, and we took off, flying high above the rooftops before colliding with a plane.