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Have you ever wondered why things are the

  • Have you ever wondered why things are the way they are? For example, why are there seatbelts on an airplane? Or why do you wear a helmet while skydiving? Doen't make sense. Or why
  • we call elementary school elemtary and not short school since we have middle and huigh school or why people spend thirty dollars more on a shirt just for a small logo. or why do we
  • make stupid stories like this one or take ridiculous classes. Or...
  • not complain and do it for a greater cause, or
  • write caustic comments on the bottoms of forums concerning the horticulture of orchids. Sure, no will read them, but my rants would be out there. I decided to do the right thing.
  • Make T-shirts with my amazingly crude rants about orchids. It's one thing to leave dirty messages on comment boards, its another to where a T-shirt in public and force people
  • to comment on your T-shirt on their own blogs. Oh yeah, orchid rants are the new ironic graphic you kids all used to wear. Now you are confronted with my superior flower power.
  • One of the youngsters said, "That is impressive but what the phlox, man? We used to be buds. Now you're calling us a bunch of blooming pansies. Didn't your mum teach you manners?"
  • "I had no mother" Man said, a tear instantly forming at the corner of his eye. "She died in childbirth, so, technically, I killed her." "But technically, then, you did have a mothe
  • r and... I guess it is now time to tell you. I am she, reincarnated." Man's tearful face turned from sorrow, to disbelief, to curiosity, to hope & then finally... to complete joy.

1 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Feb 25 2014 @ 18:27

    Weird...but somehow funny...

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