"These are not the droids you are looking

"These are not the droids you are looking for..." said the mysterious cowled figure. "THOSE are the droids you are looking for." he pointed to Wall-E and Twiki, "Get 'em!"

The figure dropped her cloak to reveal 400 Lb Evil Wilma & the Troopers rolled towards them in wheelchairs. Wall-E & Twiki headed in the other. Wall-E had the slimfast chip hidden

underneath some rocks about 40 miles away, so he was sure it would be safe. He wondered what EVE would think of this situation. Then Buzz Lightyear arrived with Lightning McQueen w

allpaper and plastered their McMansion. Buzz Lightyear and Lightening McQueen had moved into together out of desperate post-divorce malaise which made their relationship

deep but unstable. Buzz was 3 years sober but Lightning's recurring binges were taking a toll on his resolve. One afternoon when Buzz came home from work Lightning was already

riding drunk, mowing down Little People and army men. Buzz looked at the drunk Lightning and thought of the good old days, flying the spaceship drunk. Then Lightning had a seizure.

Luckily for the Little People the were small enough to duck out the way. Buzz helped Lightning into the recovery position and cleared his airways before

the sweater vest began to constrict his airways even tighter. There was little to no hope that Buzz could help Lightning truly begin to feel

relaxed. That is, until he brought out the Cosby sweater. The ill-fitting sweater vest suddenly loosened, and the Cosby sweater flew overhead & fit itself neatly around his middle.

Bill Cosby felt a shift in the universe. He was spontaneously shot to the place of action, to face the ill-fitting sweater once and for all. His final deed was a pudding explosion.