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Dave and Flip Floimhaven Flanderhoff were

  • Dave and Flip Floimhaven Flanderhoff were good-natured idiots, but idiots nonetheless. Dave's dad's company devised a time machine, and the two dressed as animals to fight the Nazi

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  • Invasion of America. The two idiots arrived in 1948 Australia dressed as Ducks. An Aboriginal man crossing the desert saw the idiots. They asked him, "Nazi's?"

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  • He pointed towards a distant hill and said "Mumba mumba." The two duck suited idiots waddled towards the Bunyip's billabong. Weranga hoped the Bunyip would eat the Nazi-hunters,

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  • but did so for the wrong reason -- he simply hated ducks. As luck would have it, the Bunyip was famished and quickly devoured the beleaguered Nazi-hunters. Weranga was thrilled

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  • To discover the handwritten documents they left behind. There were 1,379 pages to sift through. The ducks in the pond were laughing out loud, speaking their own language.

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  • An old lady was standing next to the pond, feeding the ducks an old piece of bread. She translated the language the ducks were speaking: "Good luck reading those documents!"

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  • the ducks chortled at her, "We wrote them in a secret duck code." The old lady looked at the documents "Quack, quack," they read. Tears filled her coke bottle glasses as she

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  • Whispered the closing “quack” of the quote. She had slept with that quote at the head of bed since she was 4. She looked at the ducks again. They were laughing at her she realized.

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  • She had known it would come to this, in the few moments before she had crash landed, there was no other way. She knew that so she cast her magic and went to speak with her brother.

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  • They had a nice long chat while her spell did its work and eventually he confessed everything. "Thank you for your honesty." In return she turned back time and saved them both.

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2 Comments

  1. IceSquad Sep 24 2017 @ 18:24

    Full circle.

  2. Woab Sep 25 2017 @ 14:13

    Wow! If I didn't know what day it was a few minutes ago, I'm even more confused now.

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