140

OK, THIS is IT. I am tired of messin' around!

  • OK, THIS is IT. I am tired of messin' around! 2 points here, 3 points there...it's pitiful. This story right here...the one you are reading right now...is gonna earn 100 points or
  • I quit. I studied the 'best' stories. Can't discern a pattern. Someone makes a list & loses their plunger? Woopdeedoo. A girl gets a papercut? Big deal. Your about to get sk0njed!
  • It's a terrible procedure. Full of screaming ravens and living flames. Excruciating, agonizing, burning, consuming, grueling, harrowing, getting sk0njed is worse! It's like
  • waiting at the DMV with only a Ricky Ranger or Golf magazine as company. The skin graft, though painful, was nothing compared to the next procedure.
  • "Move to the photo station," the clerk instructed. Her bitterness was clear through the top of her bifocals. I began to shake; my last photographs had been abominations, accenting
  • my sallow skin, crooked teeth and shaggy eyebrows. Not to mention my acne, receding hairline and dandruff. I COULD NOT allow myself to be photographed. I leapt over the metal barri
  • cade, ducking my head as the paparazzi chased me relentlessly. Since when did ugly become the new "sexy"? I spotted an open manhole in the street & jumped in. They wouldn't follow
  • Me in there ! The rats told me, "Join the club!" and stared at me, until I too became Rattus Norvegicus. Now we went as a group and the party really started at 2 that morning.
  • Rattus cracked open a keg and passed cup to Rattus. Rattus shouted "Hey Rattus, Rattus, and Rattus! Come get some brew!" Rattus and Rattus ran over but Rattus turned them away beca
  • use he was so sick from the pills he had found in the dumpster the night before. "You're a party pooper, Rattus," the other two Rattuses sneered as they swilled the poisoned brew.
Started
2013-02-10 13:01:16
Finished
2016-08-03 14:00:19

20 Comments

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    Woab Aug 03 2016 @ 14:02

    91 points to go to reach our goal...
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    SlimWhitman Aug 04 2016 @ 03:41

    I LOLed & liked my way through all of it. I think we have a decent chance that PP won't quit. Let's get sk0njed!
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    Woab Aug 04 2016 @ 12:55

    Me too. We're up to 42. C'mon people, we can do this!
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    Gdnknxprmnt Aug 04 2016 @ 13:12

    Keep it goooooing!
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    Woab Aug 20 2016 @ 09:47

    The title page blurb on this top story now reads: "OK, THIS is IT. I am tired of messin' around! 2 points here, 3 points there...it's pitiful. This story right here...the one you are reading right now...is gonna earn 100 points or (66)"
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    LordVacuity Aug 20 2016 @ 14:36

    76 now.
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    SlimWhitman Aug 20 2016 @ 17:45

    Nothing like front page advertising! We're up to 92!
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    PurpleProf Aug 21 2016 @ 22:44

    C'mon!!! Yeahhhhhh!!!
  9. Avatar

    Woab Aug 22 2016 @ 12:43

    Eight more points and we're there!
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    seinundzeit Aug 24 2016 @ 23:52

    Fixed that for you.
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    Gdnknxprmnt Aug 25 2016 @ 07:25

    WE DID IT! *Sobs with joy*
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    Woab Aug 25 2016 @ 16:52

    My heart is full...
  13. Avatar

    PurpleProf Aug 25 2016 @ 17:05

    My cups overfloweth!!!!!
  14. Avatar

    Woab Aug 25 2016 @ 17:07

    All right! It's party time here at Folding Story!
  15. Avatar

    Gibber Aug 27 2016 @ 05:48

    120 now
  16. Avatar

    PurpleProf Aug 27 2016 @ 10:18

    When I started this one, there was a lull in activity on FS. NOW, holy kamoley!! Love all the newbies and your hysterical folds!!
  17. Avatar

    Woab Aug 27 2016 @ 18:14

    We're happy to have found this place to play!
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    Gdnknxprmnt Aug 29 2016 @ 08:58

    Ditto!
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    Flopp Aug 29 2016 @ 16:05

    Heyo! 10 more points on the house. 130 now :)
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    SlimWhitman Sep 03 2016 @ 06:15

    Out of the ballpark. 140 now.

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