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Once there was a programmer. Her Name was

  • Once there was a programmer. Her Name was Lily. but she also had a other job, an assassin. Nobody knows of this secret job except for her......

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  • "evil" nemesis Mary-Kate, Mary Kate was always foiling Lily's plans. Whenever Lilly was given a job to kill some primeminister Mary-Kate would always be there.

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  • This was naturally frustrating for the young assassin. So, Lily took it upon herself to give herself her /own/ assignment. She was going to kill her nemesis, Mary-Kate.

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  • They were to meet at the Star Club to see Sick Dick and The Volkswagens perform. They had their own record label, Cockroach. Its logo was Gregor Samsa.

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  • Cockroach produced the Bronze Beetles,whose 8-armed drummer Mungo Jafar pounded three thimbles & a pair of tacks. Their lead guitar, Gorged, a dung beetle from Liverworst was too

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  • high on dung to play his solo and dove into the crowd instead A screaming posse of ants effortlessly caught him and raced back to their nest, briefly stopping at each ant they pass

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  • ed to hand out a piece of him. Luckily, pieces were so small, he only lost a left earlobe. When the ants reached their nest, news had spread: Jack White was theirs. Concert posters

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  • were put up on all the telephone polls, announcing this fantastic news. The ants brought the earlobe to the queen, who told them to

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  • put it in a glass of ice water and hope it didn't deteriorate too badly before they could reattach it. But deteriorate it did, and mere moments later, it was green and fungal.

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  • Which was right up vegan Steve's alley. A deft thrust and flick of his hemp chopsticks and the tasty morsel disappears down his throat. A wink, a wave, and Steve moves on his way.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Apr 21 2016 @ 06:14

    Is it vegan to eat earlobes that have become fungus? And does Frank Booth know about this?

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