Fold if ya with me because

Fold if ya with me because
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terrible troll is terrible
and then all of a sudden, a large man-eating squid began eating the little trucks and it caused a space-time warp in the dimension causing large
carnivorous black holes to envelope all three physical dimensions! However, one dimension remained, and his name was Timaeus son of Plato - now Timaeus, he was renowned for
renovating and regifting preowned owners manuals and had Ponzi schemed his way into control of the one remaining dimension. When all matter is concentrated into one body
that body gets pretty heavy, I think you know what I mean. I mean, not to be crude, but there was enough pie in there to fill a bakery, if you know what I mean. I mean, there
... I nodded at him and looked like I was paying attention. Occasionally I would say, "Huh, really?" or "Hmm, interesting." Of course I had no idea. I was daydreaming about candy.
During an exceptionally fun daydream about peppermint chocolate bark, he finished his rant, concluding, "That's why you never go to a swingset factory empty-handed." I
stared at him blankly. I had absolutely no idea how my asking him what time it was lead to this conversation. Nevertheless, I thanked the man and went on my merry way.

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