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Fold if ya with me because

  • Fold if ya with me because

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  • terrible troll is terrible

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  • and then all of a sudden, a large man-eating squid began eating the little trucks and it caused a space-time warp in the dimension causing large

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  • carnivorous black holes to envelope all three physical dimensions! However, one dimension remained, and his name was Timaeus son of Plato - now Timaeus, he was renowned for

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  • renovating and regifting preowned owners manuals and had Ponzi schemed his way into control of the one remaining dimension. When all matter is concentrated into one body

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  • that body gets pretty heavy, I think you know what I mean. I mean, not to be crude, but there was enough pie in there to fill a bakery, if you know what I mean. I mean, there

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  • ... I nodded at him and looked like I was paying attention. Occasionally I would say, "Huh, really?" or "Hmm, interesting." Of course I had no idea. I was daydreaming about candy.

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  • During an exceptionally fun daydream about peppermint chocolate bark, he finished his rant, concluding, "That's why you never go to a swingset factory empty-handed." I

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  • stared at him blankly. I had absolutely no idea how my asking him what time it was lead to this conversation. Nevertheless, I thanked the man and went on my merry way.

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