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I always wondered how the course of human

  • I always wondered how the course of human history would have diverged had "David" not been nude. I hired a local sculptor and some Renaissance fair actors to live out my fantasy.
  • Unfortunately I only had about 80 bucks so, basically all I got was a ceramic foot of "David." But with this foot I could
  • finally complete my robot doppelganger which I have been working on for the past 25 years. With the "David" foot in place, nothing would be able to stop me from
  • winning the "grooviest moves" award at the Ben Franklin Prep School annual Father-Daughter dance. My real dad just didn't have what it takes to beat Kaylee Jones, but RoboDad did!
  • So RoboDad and I were busting out Thriller on the dance floor when my real dad burst in through the gymnasium doors and was extremely angry that I left him at home. When he saw
  • RoboDad and I dancing together he fell to his knees and sobbed. "Why son? Why?" His tears slowly filled the room and all of our fellow dancers started treading water until the next
  • spark of electricity shorted out his eye sockets. Robodad began flailing about as he struggled to run through the knee-deep sloshing waters, catching the curtains on fire as he
  • garbled "Hizeee, Honzeee I'mmz Hoommeee..." I leaped onto the top of the coach to avoid the electrofied water. Robodad sparked as the ceiling caught fire. "Wararr, mize slipprz?"
  • I burrowed frantically under couch cushions for the Robodad remote. But when I found it & pressed deactivate, it said "Please enter access code". By the time I'd entered "smorg"
  • , he had already penetrated me from behind like a pure breed race horse. I could feel him pulsating inside me while I thought on how this was the best & worst part of my life.
Started
2011-06-23 21:15:42
Finished
2012-01-08 16:17:54

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jan 08 2012 @ 16:35

    @Little_Lamb Please keep in mind the rules (esp. #2) when writing folds. http://foldingstory.com/rules/ Thanks!
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    sundancer Apr 07 2012 @ 07:46

    This ROBODAD story would have totally been my favorite if it were not for the last line.

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