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"Will these friggin' tools every give up?"

  • "Will these friggin' tools every give up?" Zuckerberg asked to nobody in particular. "Who, the hackers?" asked this assistant. "No, the Winklevoss twins, they just
  • keep suing and suing, it's enough to make me want to hire a hit man. Get me Clinton on the phone, I want one of his guys". So the assistant went to work and soon a hit squad was
  • assembled out of fruity loops, samples of Al Green, a bunch of rich assholes, a social-media guru and a pound of coke, so the hits just kept
  • runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' & my fruit loops
  • came up my esophagus onto the country road I was running, and I slipped and broke my leg.I hopped to a nearby farmhouse for help. The farmer took looked at my leg, got his shotgun
  • to put me out of my misery. Had I run so far for this? I screamed to the farmer to drop the double-barrel, but he raised it with a calm hand & a beady eye, finger on the trigger.
  • Rock salt, is good for roadways and making ice cream. It is not, however, good when it hits your face at 150 mph. The farmer reloaded and I skedaddled. His daughter begged me to
  • take her along. "Wherever you're going, I wish to go with you!" She cried. I grabbed her hand and we ran away from her father who chased us angrily with a pitchfork for half a mile
  • , but soon he ran out of breath and we were safe. We stopped to catch our breaths and I turned around to look at her. My hand absent-mindedly wiped the tears from her face as
  • she looked at me. Her eyes were so beautiful. And the way she looked in the light, so amazing. I was in love at that moment.

1 Comments

  1. sundancer Apr 08 2012 @ 03:07

    Awwwwww a beautiful love story! This needs to be folding story of the month! I love it.

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