"Will these friggin' tools every give up?"
- "Will these friggin' tools every give up?" Zuckerberg asked to nobody in particular. "Who, the hackers?" asked this assistant. "No, the Winklevoss twins, they just
- keep suing and suing, it's enough to make me want to hire a hit man. Get me Clinton on the phone, I want one of his guys". So the assistant went to work and soon a hit squad was
- assembled out of fruity loops, samples of Al Green, a bunch of rich assholes, a social-media guru and a pound of coke, so the hits just kept
- runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' & my fruit loops
- came up my esophagus onto the country road I was running, and I slipped and broke my leg.I hopped to a nearby farmhouse for help. The farmer took looked at my leg, got his shotgun
- to put me out of my misery. Had I run so far for this? I screamed to the farmer to drop the double-barrel, but he raised it with a calm hand & a beady eye, finger on the trigger.
- Rock salt, is good for roadways and making ice cream. It is not, however, good when it hits your face at 150 mph. The farmer reloaded and I skedaddled. His daughter begged me to
- take her along. "Wherever you're going, I wish to go with you!" She cried. I grabbed her hand and we ran away from her father who chased us angrily with a pitchfork for half a mile
- , but soon he ran out of breath and we were safe. We stopped to catch our breaths and I turned around to look at her. My hand absent-mindedly wiped the tears from her face as
- she looked at me. Her eyes were so beautiful. And the way she looked in the light, so amazing. I was in love at that moment.
- Started
- 2011-06-25 23:27:51
- Finished
- 2012-04-07 23:12:11
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sundancer Apr 08 2012 @ 03:07
Awwwwww a beautiful love story! This needs to be folding story of the month! I love it.