I keep wanting to get offline and sleep,
- I keep wanting to get offline and sleep, but right before I do, I keep thinking to my self, "just one more fold, one more stumble, one more reddit, one more search... etc." Help m
- Help was offered by logic: "StumbleUpon is all repeats, Reddit locks old posts to prevent voting, and search engines are very unreliable now that everything's gone commercial."
- Upon hearing this, I came to the conclusion that there was no longer anything worth living on this planet for. Using my device, I opened up a dimensional void and stepped through.
- I stepped into a brightly-lit, colorful land full of large mushrooms, some of which were walking toward me. Green pipes dotted the hills, and cubes of brick floated in the air.
- One mushroom with a menacing brow approached me. Unsure what to do, I jumped in the air and came down on his head. He vanished! I'd accidentally bumped my head on a floating brick,
- and a giant coin crashed into the ground and magically deposited into a bank account over my head. I also learned I a had brother, Luigi. The gigantic green pipe was too much for
- me to afford now, what with Luigi movin' in with me and all, but I'm gonna keep savin' all my coins until I can get it. Luigi nodded enthusiastically. He liked big green pipes too
- Soon I found that I had 120 coins. How I got these coins... oh I could never tell Luigi. I feared he would be upset.. after all I
- was Princess Peach and deserved to spend it all on bling. Diamonds are a girls best friend.
- Unless the girl has an allergy to diamonds, which Princess Peach was. I've never seen someone die so painfully...
- Started
- 2012-08-20 23:19:22
- Finished
- 2012-12-29 14:48:52
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squalor Jan 07 2013 @ 00:18
had, not was.