Finished Folds (1—20)

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  The Canadian-Mexican Prostitute's union (number 678) quickly became immensely powerful, taking over several countries, over time spreading across the globe and conquering everyone.

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  2013-11-17 16:08:46

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  kept striking those who did play online storytelling games, so the living townspeople took the hint and stopped playing. Well, until

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  2013-10-17 01:13:18

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  downside of having to transport myself this way was how disgustingly filthy my clothes got. Didn't help that I kept trying to eat via osmosis, but

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  2013-10-17 01:10:30

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  twenty-seven small throwing knives, all of them unbalanced and utterly useless. Derek did not know this, so

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  2013-07-15 12:44:45

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  Pinball machine's rage grew and grew with each push and shudder, until the heat from his rage melted together all the cogs and gears inside him, and he angrily melted to the floor.

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  2013-07-12 15:51:25

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  spleen tingle. Truly, the wondrous nature of nature makes my organs do strange region-specific dances, which in turn stimulates my

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  2013-07-10 16:00:29

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  And so I reached into my ear, rooting around for the babelfish in my brain. "This, my dear," I whispered as I pulled out the fish, "will make you a star."

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  about the flies I had shot while my friends were taking care of the zombies. Sure, it may have been a waste of ammo and time, but I feel that I accomplished

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  2013-07-09 17:32:18

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  refutin' his drowning. And then he drowned. ...in'.

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  2013-03-31 20:17:24

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  while trying to use his genitalia as a teaching utensil-

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  2013-01-19 20:58:58

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  keeps trying to get me to yell at her about her pie intake or whatever. It's a bit odd." He finished to resounding silence, the rest of the gang awkwardly looking anywhere but him.

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  2013-01-18 14:02:21

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  Unfortunately, Eeyore and Rabbit were unaware of Pooh's new religion, which forbade him form eating honey. In fact, he would be forced to brutally murder anyone who offered him

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  2013-01-17 12:41:44

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  A moose once bit my sister.

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  2013-01-06 14:07:23

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  The Mansons- the perfect band name! So I got together a group of current cons and ex-cons, and told them about my idea, expecting them to be inspired. I was dead in ten seconds.

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  the remaining children and let out a tremendous belch. He screamed in fear and arousal, trying to stop his wife from eating the dog as well.

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  cookies shaped like James Dean if James Dean had lived without legs or hair. The children kept crying and flailing their chubby arms in fear of the deformed Dean, but

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  2013-01-01 20:26:15

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  Unless the girl has an allergy to diamonds, which Princess Peach was. I've never seen someone die so painfully...

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  2012-12-29 14:48:51

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  ended up dying horrifically in a weird sex act committed by the galaxies. Future anthropologists would be mystified by the pose his body would be found in, and that would result in

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  2012-12-24 20:25:47

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  Unfortunately, I don't have questions to match the answers. Makes me feel a bit stupid, to be perfectly honest.

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  2012-12-20 19:15:23

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  Spargel Sauerkraut, a dame of German persuasion, had been at the centre of the sour affair. Vienna had only been a lovestruck fool forced into folly by her

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  2012-12-18 23:38:33