As my house fell away into the crevice below

As my house fell away into the crevice below I lamented my own misfortune, yet I could not help feeling pride for the explosive batch of lamingtons that set off

in strategic areas across the Midwest, effectively drawing a rudimentary picture of mammary glands the size of two Minnesotas on satellite imagery. Feeling loud and proud, I

stood up and announced, "Everybody, this i my last day. That being said..." I walked over to Dave and wiped that stupid grin off his face by slapping him. With a chainsaw.

His face was cut in two at his brows. It happened so fast, he died with the stupid grin still stuck on his face. Then i shouted a challenge as load as i could 'Come forth! Come!'

And cum they did, every one of them. It would have been a rather glorious thing to see, had I not been sitting in the middle of it, like a game of soggy biscuit with my mouth open.

My fantasy of being used by countless pastry-topping applicators was finally fulfilled -- yet the emptiness had not yet left my heart.

All the frosting in the world couldn't satiate my lust, or bring back Margaret.

i mixed Nutella with water and clean her body with it. It worked, through my hopes of being married with her were destroyed because he hates Nutella.

I thought, "Well, c'est la vie. I guess I'll have to find someone else who loves a thick spread of Nutella." And that's how I eventually met and married you.