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The thick, tea-dark water bubbled ominously

  • The thick, tea-dark water bubbled ominously as Jenna dipped her toe into it. "I don't know, Josh" she said, nervously looking back at her boyfriend on the trash-strewn beach, "I'm
  • feeling reluctant." This was a good example of why Josh hated his girlfriend so much. I mean, WHO uses words like "reluctant" in normal conversation? His mouth smiled but his eyes
  • showed such disinterest that he knew his feelings were obvious. "Just say it, Josh, I know what you're thinking." She said. "Fine," he replied, "If you don't like it kinky, then we
  • -'ll use the straightener!" Josh felt twisted inside. He was proud of the Afro. It was a symbol of strength. She on the other hand would always bend to social norms. So he picked u
  • gly Amber up from school to ask what she though. She didn't collapse under peer pressure. No-one could tell her to ditch the overalls, no matter what! "Jenny wants to straighten my
  • penis with a cast iron bacon press heated to 450 degrees Fahrenheit." The roomful of Catholic priests and nuns ignored her vulgar comments and started playing musical chairs.
  • "Don't you think that 450 degrees is a bit extreme?" She asked. At that precise moment, Sister Mary Catherine sat on a chair at the same time as Father Bubba, and the chair broke.
  • They crashed to the ground together in a tangle of broken wooden chair bits, and Sister Mary glared at Father Bubba, opening her mouth to berate him, and said
  • "You were supposed to fix this years ago!" Of course, his henchmen couldn' t work for peanuts, so nothing was done. Only one was alive now. They had to call the carpenter
  • he was he only one who had a hammer and nails to finally shut the coffin. Soon it would be over and the demon would be sealed away for the next thousand years.
Started
2012-10-28 12:43:30
Finished
2016-03-02 12:22:16

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Mar 02 2016 @ 18:36

    Father Bubba, the exorcist, LOL.

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