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Minimalism

  • Minimalism
  • ain't got nothin' on maximalism. BAM. POW! *explosions* Tom Morello smacking Michael Bay off a helipad while playing both parts of "Dueling Electric Banjos". Sensory Overload JEAH
  • , Jamon! Shamon! Weird Al head *Explodes* Pyrotechnic Pinada, flaming mentos fall over the ground, then One Direction drops on the floor and plays Hungry Hungry Hippos, CUT TO:
  • SCENE 4: a big top circus featuring a half manatee ringmaster, a magical phoenix parakeet, & two clones who eat eachother. A giant hippo swallows the scene. DISSOLVE TO:
  • A Unicorn going thriftshopping, with 20 dollars in it's pocket. UNICORN: "This is Freakin' Awesome" CUT TO: Teen, 16-ish, long hair and glasses, writing a script. THEEPICONE:
  • The unicorn killed himself.
  • The unicorn's suicide greatly affected the creatures of the Rainbow Forest. Without Constantine constantly rising everyone's spirits, why the inhabitants were feeling suicidal
  • was a mystery as easy to solve as trying to sneeze with your eyes open while holding your breath underwater. Morose, they buried the dead unicorn and covered it with popcorn.
  • Not just any popcorn. Caramel flavored. Who would kill such a beautiful creature? The unicorn didn't deserve this mockery of a burial. "Ann look over there I see tracks. Little fee
  • fie fo fum, I smell the smell of an Englishman!" Ann turned around to find the offending creature, but the smell was actually an excess amount of teabags lying on the ground.
Started
2013-01-02 16:31:11
Finished
2014-12-10 22:09:08

1 Comments

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    Theepicone Dec 11 2014 @ 07:47

    Why did you have to kill my unicorn? *puppy eyes*

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