Minimalism

Minimalism

ain't got nothin' on maximalism. BAM. POW! *explosions* Tom Morello smacking Michael Bay off a helipad while playing both parts of "Dueling Electric Banjos". Sensory Overload JEAH

, Jamon! Shamon! Weird Al head *Explodes* Pyrotechnic Pinada, flaming mentos fall over the ground, then One Direction drops on the floor and plays Hungry Hungry Hippos, CUT TO:

SCENE 4: a big top circus featuring a half manatee ringmaster, a magical phoenix parakeet, & two clones who eat eachother. A giant hippo swallows the scene. DISSOLVE TO:

A Unicorn going thriftshopping, with 20 dollars in it's pocket. UNICORN: "This is Freakin' Awesome" CUT TO: Teen, 16-ish, long hair and glasses, writing a script. THEEPICONE:

The unicorn killed himself.

The unicorn's suicide greatly affected the creatures of the Rainbow Forest. Without Constantine constantly rising everyone's spirits, why the inhabitants were feeling suicidal

was a mystery as easy to solve as trying to sneeze with your eyes open while holding your breath underwater. Morose, they buried the dead unicorn and covered it with popcorn.

Not just any popcorn. Caramel flavored. Who would kill such a beautiful creature? The unicorn didn't deserve this mockery of a burial. "Ann look over there I see tracks. Little fee

fie fo fum, I smell the smell of an Englishman!" Ann turned around to find the offending creature, but the smell was actually an excess amount of teabags lying on the ground.