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"Church, man! Church! I'm really go'in to

  • "Church, man! Church! I'm really go'in to church!" Germaine confidently asserted. Eric was in shock. REAL shock, "Seriously? Dude - what happened to you?" "I got religion. I'm
  • Born Again. ". "Christ!" ejaculated Eric. "You got that right, Eric!. He's my main Dude now." "Dude!" said Eric. Germaine replied, "Don't take the Dude's name in vain, Dude!"
  • And then Germaine Jackson moonwalked the hell out of there with gusto. Eric watched him walk backwards all evening, almost being pulled towards the sunset, getting smaller until
  • He became a dust bunny. Then he was swept up and taken out with the trash. The whole worldf his fans was shattered and they wept for days on end, calling off work.
  • A gust of wind swept through the garbage dump scooping his dust bunny form high into the air & dispersing him gently in each of his fans's homes. Learning of their depression he
  • collected himself together again and visited each of his fans at night, singing happy songs gently into their ears until their sadness went away. Then the dust bunny put a candy
  • corn on each of their pillows and left a handwritten note on deckled paper that said, "Tomorrow night, when it gets dark, look into a mirror and say 'Candy Corn' three times." Some
  • people might consider doing this kind of invoking behavior but Candy Corn's real name was khaandhe Qhkuorgnn. He or rather, it, was a 9th Hell reaping demon. The triple invoking se
  • venth Hell reaping demon, duh, like you don't know, was a bit of a old Grump, he was. Oh yes! Don't take it from me, ask the Whitmans! They lived next to the old fart for nearly a
  • decade. Should've moved in my opinion.The fact that they didn't is mighty suspicious. You know, it's just not the kind of neighborhood you want to live in, you ask me
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Finished
2018-07-12 22:19:06

7 Comments

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    ValkyrieGrrl Jul 13 2018 @ 04:26

    I liked your wrap up, eternity. Perfect ending, methinks.
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    bachtopus Jul 13 2018 @ 09:49

    Remarkably consistent narrative thread for much of this!
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    eternity Jul 13 2018 @ 17:26

    Ha! Thanks Valkyrie. I had a very good set up line ... ;)
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    ValkyrieGrrl Jul 13 2018 @ 18:30

    Aw, shucks...
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    SlimWhitman Jul 16 2018 @ 17:13

    Started with taking the Dude's name in vain and it was all down hill from there.
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    ValkyrieGrrl Jul 19 2018 @ 09:56

    Let me explain something to you. Um, God is not "The Dude". You're a Dude, he's a Dude. But he's God/ So that's what you call Him. You know, that or, uh, His Holiness, or uh, Big Cheese or El Our Father Who Art in Heaven, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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    SlimWhitman Jul 19 2018 @ 16:44

    When it's time to take my little dogies home I hope to hang my saddle at the Dude's Ranch.

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