Finished Folds (1—20)
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2pocket and went 'coochie-coochie-coo!!" The body did not move. "See? Dead as a doornail!" the E-cig guy beamed. "Why do you have a feather in your pocket?" The other staffer asked
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4lobster costume which was not much help at all. Unless she got creative. Instead of cleaning up her mess she quickly climbed into the lobster costume and prepared to make her great
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2my stuff on the great stages of the world, won many dollar bills and great praise. Thanks to my brilliance hordes of people followed my lead. And thus pole dancing eclipsed ballet
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3And that, dear readers, is why our planet is known as Jarrold, after the great poet who inspired our planet's founder to search the stars for new homes.
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10So it didn't really matter if I did terrible things or respectable things or who I did it for. What mattered was that my bank account got big enough for me to move to my dream home
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6The lizard man and the farmer's daughter came up with an elaborate plan to murder the farmer before flying to Vegas to marry. The plan went off without a hitch mostly. Only the pit
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5He only found half of an answer. ‘Noun. A long, leafless—‘and the rest of the page was eaten. He baa’ed angrily and tried to figure out how to mime that.
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6Just then, the waiter hurried back with reinforcements--two more waiters, 5 rolls of paper towel and a swifter. "Um, excuse me? Could you move?" he asked us. "Wanna try out my new
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2the soil and slowly dripping into the groundwater. He sighed. The spectators would not be joyful for long--melancholy was highly contagious. So he packed up his bags and left
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6I found him when he let out a loud holler. Wilhelm's scream is very distinctive. "Wilhelm," I said, "Amy has left me to deal with all her problems. What do I do?"
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3"But how?" I demanded. Buddha said, "Find enlightenment. Ascend." Then with a smile and nod he faded into sparkles and disappeared. "Not helpful," I screamed as the plane crashed
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6only sympathetically pat his shoulder, awkwardly saying, "There, there. There, there." Shockingly, this didn't seem to help him get over his failed marriage or the cabbie's lawsuit
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8Meanwhile, the weather men, who had not been informed of the sedated, earthquake causing prodigy in the nearby prison, were all freaking out. Earthquakes? In North Dakota?
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1not let out the smelliest fart in existence. "I, uh, have to go to the bathroom, bye!" I eased to my feet and clenching my butt cheeks. Two steps later, I farted. People fainted.
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4?" "Well, you see it's just not quite corporeal enough. I can grab it," Ringo demonstrated, "But when I try to put it on--" The hat fell through Ringo's body. The dead cashier nodd
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1Her daughter stared at it and then her mom. She didn't know what was happening but she decided to be disgusted anyway. "Ugh! Mom!" She stomped off and never did find out anything
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3I did what any sane person would do--dropped the box of rats and then cursed and tried to quickly re-capture them. My delicious baked snack may have disappeared, but that was no
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3The vet attempted to tell the happy new pet owners that Kevin was actually a piglet and due for a growth spurt very soon. But the owners were too busy cooing at their new 'dog' to
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4when the manager had enough of the aspersions cast on his Scythian ancestors and couldn't stand to hear the word 'kumquat' one more time, he signaled the drive thru attendant, who
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3He rushed off to tell the police what he learned. Unfortunately, a little over halfway to the station, the plastics caught up with him. And poor Braddock was never seen again.