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Hobbes&Calvin's unconditional love for each

  • Hobbes&Calvin's unconditional love for each other touched her every morning.How they where always there for each other no matter what,how day to day stuff woldn't break their bond,
  • Even if no one else could see Hobbes, Calvin still cared a lot for him. They would be friends forever.
  • Gary Busey, action psychiatrist, was called in to speak with Calvin about this delusions of the man-eating tiger and the whereabouts of the rest of Susie Derkins' body. The boy was
  • a mess. Calvin had been wearing the same clothes for years, and it looked it. Calvin had a stuffed tiger with him, that he talked to. In the middle of Calvin's room was a pit.
  • "Hobbes", Calvin stupidly slurred, "The what's the bottom of the pit at?" Hobbes was obviously nervous about this question - He hoped Calvin hadn't seen the bodies. Hobbes tried to
  • hide the bones of implausible grammatical creatures with dangling innocuous participles. Calvin still on a chocolate frosted sugar bombs high, fell into Hobbes pit where Miss Wormw
  • illow licked the sugar off of his fingers, one by one. Calvin felt bad right then that he'd forgotten to wash his hands after using the restroom, but what Miss Wormwillow didn't
  • know was Calvin also liked to eat Purell. Sure it stung going down, but that's how you know its working, right? Calvin was sitting in MsWormwillow's parlor, and he was thinking he
  • should probably wash his hands soon. It's been 5 whole minutes and God only knew how many germs have accumulated on those grimy fingers of his. But where was the nearest sink?
  • He jumped over the drug store counter and grabbed the pharmacist "It's a PANDEMIC! I need every bottle of Purell you can find!" But it was too late, the kooties won.
Started
2012-05-02 20:50:14
Finished
2012-10-31 21:32:16

1 Comments

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    PurpleProf Oct 31 2012 @ 21:42

    Ah heck, y'all...I totally missed the Calvin and Hobbs link. Sorry.

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