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One Very Fine Day a Very Freaky Dude rolled

  • One Very Fine Day a Very Freaky Dude rolled a Very Full Doobie. The Virginia Fire Department responded to a Voluminous Fire Debacle when the Dude's Doobie Volatilized For Days.
  • Vitrified French Dogs (known as poodles) were viciously furnishing diningrooms with vindictive flurrying designs. They smelled the Very Freaky Dude's vomitous fumes of death, and
  • vocalized frustration doggie-style until VFD's vapors finally died down. Very Freaky Dude took offense to the Vitrified French Dogs' disgust and very fastidiously decided to
  • engage in some massive canine carnage. Very Freaky Dude hated french dogs of any kind. He even hated French Canadian dogs. This dark saga begins with the most bloated trauma
  • In history and it weighed 593 lbs. It couldn't leave the house. This crisis was contained to the degree that it stayed home. But it lost weight and became a French dog. Now VFD had
  • BFD in MFH, LOLROTF&ICGU;! So the poodle of a problem, the fat crisis at hand, stayed home and ordered out. It called the crisis hotline. "I'll take a drugwar, two hurricanes & a
  • treasonous whateveritis for the National Debt please, Alex.The answer is: The Christians never realized they would be the ones actively bringing about Armageddon. Bishop Berkeley's
  • buzzer sounded. "What is: Guilt by association?" asked the Bishop. "I'm sorry, no," replied Alex, "Close, but no cigar. Off with his head!" The cameras zoomed in on the Bishop's
  • crotch. "Camera 3, who's on camera 3?" yelled a very angry production manager. "This is a family game show, stop messing around lad" And so camera 3 panned properly to the bishop's
  • position. "Move to E6" boomed a voice from the sky, and a giant hand picked the panicked bishop by the head. "Check mate" sighed the manager in relief. "We can all go home now".
Started
2013-02-19 19:12:22
Finished
2018-12-14 00:38:00

4 Comments

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    smalldots Dec 14 2018 @ 00:43

    I meant to write "grabbed", not "picked". Sorry.
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    LordVacuity Dec 14 2018 @ 02:36

    I like picked better. It is more melodious.
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    LordVacuity Dec 14 2018 @ 02:38

    Picked the panicked, picked the panicked…
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    SlimWhitman Dec 14 2018 @ 05:35

    Yeah, you pict the write verb ;-)

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