One Very Fine Day a Very Freaky Dude rolled

One Very Fine Day a Very Freaky Dude rolled a Very Full Doobie. The Virginia Fire Department responded to a Voluminous Fire Debacle when the Dude's Doobie Volatilized For Days.

Vitrified French Dogs (known as poodles) were viciously furnishing diningrooms with vindictive flurrying designs. They smelled the Very Freaky Dude's vomitous fumes of death, and

vocalized frustration doggie-style until VFD's vapors finally died down. Very Freaky Dude took offense to the Vitrified French Dogs' disgust and very fastidiously decided to

engage in some massive canine carnage. Very Freaky Dude hated french dogs of any kind. He even hated French Canadian dogs. This dark saga begins with the most bloated trauma

In history and it weighed 593 lbs. It couldn't leave the house. This crisis was contained to the degree that it stayed home. But it lost weight and became a French dog. Now VFD had

BFD in MFH, LOLROTF&ICGU;! So the poodle of a problem, the fat crisis at hand, stayed home and ordered out. It called the crisis hotline. "I'll take a drugwar, two hurricanes & a

treasonous whateveritis for the National Debt please, Alex.The answer is: The Christians never realized they would be the ones actively bringing about Armageddon. Bishop Berkeley's

buzzer sounded. "What is: Guilt by association?" asked the Bishop. "I'm sorry, no," replied Alex, "Close, but no cigar. Off with his head!" The cameras zoomed in on the Bishop's

crotch. "Camera 3, who's on camera 3?" yelled a very angry production manager. "This is a family game show, stop messing around lad" And so camera 3 panned properly to the bishop's

position. "Move to E6" boomed a voice from the sky, and a giant hand picked the panicked bishop by the head. "Check mate" sighed the manager in relief. "We can all go home now".