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zil byl huli хулиган

  • zil byl huli хулиган
  • was how the cycloptic terror baby responded. The terror baby was teething fangs and I lifted the stinky
  • terror baby aloft, preparing for the ritual sacrifice. As the other cult members gathered around me the baby let out a terrible shriek, which shocked me into slamming it head first
  • into the feather-stuffed "dying pillows." Feathers flew about. "I'm not eating the cult baby stew if my coffin doesn't have a full pillow for the afterlife with Shamu," said one.
  • The other said, "that's too bad cuz I'll eat your cult baby stew". More pillows destroyed. Mayhem.
  • "Hello Utah! Yeah, This is Cult Baby Stew! One Two Three!" The lead guitarist threw cushions into the Mosh pit for the most violent pillow fight in history.
  • Only he'd forgotten he was on Mormon territory. They don't do pillow fights there. So he watched with amazement when they started their genealogy battle. Winning was determined by
  • THE GENIE WITH THE LIGHT BROWN HAIR, who ironically had a background in genealogy. All of genie's judgments of the genealogy battle were final.
  • Genie's agency had put together the ultimate database of DNA records. The Arayans fought against Genie's findings and despite scientific evidence determined they were
  • unfeasible in court & "a blasphemous conspiracy of the western white devils". The genie escaped while his captors decided on beheading, hanging or shooting for the parking offense.

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