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was how the cycloptic terror baby responded. The terror baby was teething fangs and I lifted the stinky

terror baby aloft, preparing for the ritual sacrifice. As the other cult members gathered around me the baby let out a terrible shriek, which shocked me into slamming it head first

into the feather-stuffed "dying pillows." Feathers flew about. "I'm not eating the cult baby stew if my coffin doesn't have a full pillow for the afterlife with Shamu," said one.

The other said, "that's too bad cuz I'll eat your cult baby stew". More pillows destroyed. Mayhem.

"Hello Utah! Yeah, This is Cult Baby Stew! One Two Three!" The lead guitarist threw cushions into the Mosh pit for the most violent pillow fight in history.

Only he'd forgotten he was on Mormon territory. They don't do pillow fights there. So he watched with amazement when they started their genealogy battle. Winning was determined by

THE GENIE WITH THE LIGHT BROWN HAIR, who ironically had a background in genealogy. All of genie's judgments of the genealogy battle were final.

Genie's agency had put together the ultimate database of DNA records. The Arayans fought against Genie's findings and despite scientific evidence determined they were

unfeasible in court & "a blasphemous conspiracy of the western white devils". The genie escaped while his captors decided on beheading, hanging or shooting for the parking offense.