Figuring out the solution in no less than

Figuring out the solution in no less than eight hours, Holland Pomphrey was the most inefficient SOB they had in their

Accounting department. He had a masters degree in economics, but what did he learn? Apparently nothing. He was too smart to take more than 8 hours to figure out the solution.

That's when the answer smacked him in the face like a pile of...gently tumbling pebbles down a glassy ravine...did that make sense? I suppose the revelation was hard-hitting just n

ever mind. The point is that learning that he was not a woman was a major revelation, and he wondered why nobody had ever mentioned it to him before. No wonder he had such trouble

writing his name in the snow! But once he discovered that he was actually a woman, he stopped hiding what he had assumed were 'man-boobs' under Hawaiian shirts and started wearing

Yes, you are right about that. Oh the deliciousness...You have freed m

e from the lonely depths of storytelling oblivion. Yay! Look at my brand spanking new folds! In return for your grand efforts, my fold will not end in the middle of the

. And now its my turn! Unlike the previous folder who couldn't even be bothered to end the sentence, my fold will be glorious, unbridled, swashbuckling fun yet deep & circum

stantial, like all of our words. My sentence will end and I will be free once again but that too shall find its swashbuckling fun is over. Until, that is, you find another swash.