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Why me? How could this happen? I paid my

  • Why me? How could this happen? I paid my taxes. Went to church. Filled out my timesheets properly. Stuck to a sensible diet. I played by all the rules but I guess that just wasn't
  • enough to stop me from having a child. A demon child to be exact. Pure evil. It's eyes are red. It's teeth needle sharp. It doesn't cry, it growls. It bit the dog. It killed the ca
  • ttle. And the neighbors. We lived alone with our demon child and reveled in its tousled bad looks and creative behaviors. We enrolled our demon child in Montessori school and
  • harp lessons with our neighbour Mrs Codswallop. Our demon child would practiced death metal on his harp in his bedroom chamber every evening after Mrs Codswallop had
  • baked them fetal pies. Then, Mrs. Codswallop would read the Necromonicon to our demon child, and he would be tucked in to sleep. Every weekend our dear child came back to us.
  • No matter how many times we ran him over. Not even sacrificing lambs kept our demon child in the nether. Mrs. Codswallop threw up her hands and said that converting the child to ch
  • ristianity could perhaps be accomplished without killing him. Instead, we entrusted our demon child to the care of good Rev. Graham who would treat the boy with aloe vera ointment.
  • Rev. Graham would also make buck off the demon child by selling him to the circus. The poor Satan spawn now lives a life of
  • cheap freakshow monotony, twisting its head around,spinning its eyes & speaking in disembodied voices has lost its appeal but at least the demon child gets revenge on Rev.Graham by
  • tying him up and forcing him to listen to Purple over and over until he realizes that he missed his calling as a roadie to great bands. Thank you Scott Weiland, for saving him!
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4 Comments

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    PurpleProf Dec 04 2015 @ 22:04

    Who is Scott Weiland? I'm too lazy to look it up.
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    AshleeRawr Dec 05 2015 @ 00:02

    The singer from Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver and Scott Weiland and the Wildabouts. He passed away today. ):
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    PurpleProf Dec 05 2015 @ 00:29

    Ohhhh, how sad....
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    SlimWhitman Dec 05 2015 @ 07:03

    He got a nice little tribute here on foldingstory. Thanks AshleeRawr and welcome.

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